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Hey, Hollywood: Make This Now!

Tired of sci-fi and horror feeling like more of the same? Here's a list of 10 great works our panel of fans and experts think could revitalize a field clogged with remakes, sequels and lame franchises.

By James Rocchi
Special to MSN Movies

Science fiction and horror are two genres that promise fans infinite possibility. So why does it seem that when the time comes to bring those colossal playgrounds of the imagination to the big screen, the projects we get are invariably sequels, 30-year-old TV shows brought to the big screen and ridiculous remakes? We think that science fiction and horror -- and you, the viewer -- deserve better, so we took a highly unscientific survey of experts, friends and fellow fans to get a list of 10 novels that would make for great viewing -- with the caveat that you couldn't name anything currently in production on the path to the big screen. (Sorry, "Ender's Game" and "World War Z"; hope the movies work out OK.) Our panel's recommendations are listed as follows, along with brief explanations of why they'd be amazing on the big screen, plus easy ways to pitch them to studio execs and any concerns we might have to offer. And even if this wish list gets ignored in favor of safe snoozy bets like "Transformers 3: Michael Bay likes to Swoop the Camera," well, at least you'll have a few new picks for your must-read list.

"The Long Walk," Richard Bachman/Stephen King (1979)

The Long Walk

Why we want to see it: Much like "The Running Man," "The Long Walk" is another deadly competition of the future created by Stephen King and published under his Richard Bachman pseudonym. Unlike "The Running Man," though, it's hard to imagine anyone being able to turn "The Long Walk" into a cartoony adventure starring Richard Dawson. In King's vision of a ruined not-far-from-now America, 100 teen boys gather annually at the U.S.-Canada border in Maine and start walking. The last boy to stop walking wins anything he desires; every other boy who stops walking is shot and killed. King's dark fable is a pressure-cooker of pop culture, brutal Big Brother-style dystopia and teen male crazy-brave idiocy that's boiled down so fiercely the pot goes black.

How to pitch it: "It's like 'Slumdog Millionaire' goes to Hell, the ultimate nightmare game show!"

What might be a problem: A lot of kids get shot. (At least 99, and maybe more.) Plus, while King's prose conveys the unstopping trudge and exhaustion of the "long walk," it might be tricky to pull that off on-screen. Frank Darabont ("The Mist") reportedly owns the rights to the book, but there's been no forward motion on the project in a while -- which is fairly funny, all things considered.

"Geek Love," Katherine Dunn (1989)

Geek Love

Why we want to see it: Dunn's novel, nominated for the National Book Award, is another scary-strong look at show business, celebrity and being special, as the mom-and-pop owners behind the small traveling Binewski family circus make sure their children will always be able to earn a living ... by having mom Binewski ingest medicines, radioisotopes, poisons and more while pregnant to ensure their unborn kids will be able to work as circus freaks. Our narrator, Olympia, tells the story of growing up alongside her Siamese twin sisters Electra and Iphigenia; Arturo "The Aqua Boy," whose stunted limbs are matched by a cruel , cunning brain; and little Fortunato, who only seems perfectly normal. In the here and now, Olympia tries to save her long-lost daughter Miranda from a manipulative rich woman who persuades girls to have surgeries that will make them less sexual and more "productive"-- in Miranda's case, cutting off the small tail she flaunts in her shifts at a strip club.

How to pitch it: "The look of Pixar, the bizarre visions of Tim Burton and a cult classic novel that dissects the American dream of being 'special.'"

What might be a problem: The only way to do this novel justice would be to make it as a computer-animated drama. That's a risky big-budget bet to make in a medium most studios only feel comfortable applying to fuzzy, feel-good family films. Still, it's hard to not imagine that "Geek Love" could be amazing, a rich, resonant dark fable that's part David Cronenberg and part Charles Addams.

"Ringworld," Larry Niven (1970)

Ringworld

Why we want to see it: Because the novel swept all the awards in the field and inspired three sequel novels through its sheer force of ideas and (literally) big concepts. In a far future, a distant artifact is found: a circle of habitable space a million miles wide, with a diameter about that of Earth's orbit, a vast ring of artificial terrain with the surface area of 3 million earths. A motley crew of two humans and two aliens -- one a double-headed, double-crossing genius coward and the other a giant, sharp-clawed "diplomat" from a feline warrior race -- undertake an off-the-books expedition to explore the immensity of the Ringworld, only to find that its long-dead designers may be surprisingly lively ...

How to pitch it: "It's 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' on the structure from 'Halo,' a big brawny space opera with a million ideas but a pure, simple plot of exploration and adventure."

What might be a problem: The Sci-Fi -- excuse me, "SyFy" -- Channel announced a while back that it was reportedly developing "Ringworld" as a miniseries, but if there was ever a project where doing it on the cheap would be doing it wrong, this would be it.

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